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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

The Procession to Calvary is a dark comedy, funny and medieval game developed by Joe Richardson and published by Joe Richardson and SUPERHOT PRESENTS.
Released on April 09th 2020 is available on Windows, MacOS and Linux in 5 languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain and Portuguese - Brazil.

It has received 1,076 reviews of which 1,052 were positive and 24 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.2 out of 10. 😍

The game is currently priced at 9.49€ on Steam.


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Windows
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows XP
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
MacOS
  • OS: Mac OSX 10.7
  • Processor: 2 GHz CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Linux
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

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March 2025
A fun point and click game with incredible bait and switch humor. A unique experience.
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Jan. 2025
Otro magnífico título digno de su predecesor con una magistral muestra artística de humor negro y blasfemia.
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Jan. 2025
My humor is probably broken but I found this absolutely hilarious, just like the first game :3 It's just so random and unhinged, I love it. Also the puzzles are surprisingly creative, it's funny how seemingly meaningless details actually ended up being relevant in some completely different context later on. I really enjoyed this game, the whole concept of those outrageous stories being set in literal renaissance paintings is genius and just perfectly fitting.
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Nov. 2024
The Middle Ages- what a crazy time to be alive! It's after the Holy Wars and you play as a representation of Rembrandt's Bellona who just wants to do some murder and Heavenly Peter is in your crosshairs. Wildly irreverent, self-aware, and deeply sacrilege, The Procession to Calvary is the second title from Joe Richardson in his bizarre triptych. I love that it's called a triptych. I finally got through this in preparation for Death of the Reprobate. I've already played through Four Last Things and honestly don't remember it too much except for the similar design style and humor but I feel like The Procession to Calvary was a bit more straightforward and less obtuse in the puzzle department. I finished this in a little under 4 hours and only had to look up two things towards the end and I am typically a pretty impatient person when it comes to point-n-click games because I frequently find at some point I can't follow the dev's logic. But this was a little easier and it seems like some knowledge of the paintings and historical context will help intuitively guide you to the next steps. Like Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer The foley and BGM are very appropriate and add to a weird sense of cozy hilarity. Overall, The Procession to Cavalry reads "Monty Python" in the sense that it's constructed of those familiar crudely animated art history textbook collage but the humor is distinctly North American. I did totally laugh out loud at places and mostly had a wicked grin running across my face the rest of the time. But the humor is NOT for everyone: If you are sensitive at all about Christianity/Christ in particular you probably want to skip this. It's not all silly fart, burp, and crucifix jokes, though. There is throughout and at the end some flippantly profound commentary around religious hypocrisy, class hierarchy, and social responsibility. I enjoyed this one and am looking forward to Death of the Reprobate.
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June 2024
What a fuckin' ride. Incredible paintings degraded to crude Python-esque animations, never-ending gags (seriously, this is a very funny game), and it has Scarlatti in the soundtrack. SCARLATTI!!! The word "masterpiece" has never felt more appropriate when describing a game, but it seems the developer has already beat me to it. 10/10
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The Procession to Calvary
9.2
1,052
24
Online players
4
Developer
Joe Richardson
Publisher
Joe Richardson, SUPERHOT PRESENTS
Release 09 Apr 2020
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