Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em

Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.

Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em is a card game, casual and gambling game developed and published by Telltale.
Released on June 17th 2008 is available in English only on Windows.

It has received 303 reviews of which 196 were positive and 107 were negative resulting in a rating of 6.2 out of 10. 😐

The game is currently priced at 0.49€ on Steam and has a 51% discount.

The Steam community has classified Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em into these genres:

Card Game Casual Gambling Point & Click Turn-Based Tactics Singleplayer Psychological Horror Turn-Based Simulation Horror Turn-Based Strategy Card Battler Clicker Colorful Cute 2D Comedy Post-apocalyptic Survival Horror Inventory Management

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Windows

OS *: Windows XP and Vista
Processor: 1.5GHz processor
Memory: 256MB RAM
Graphics: 32MB 3D-accelerated video card

Reviews

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Oct. 2024

Game is fine. Makes me laugh and its teaching me the basics. I recommend it

May 2024

First - It's a buck! What do you expect? It's not deep. It's not flashy. It's not complex. It's a Texas Hold'em game with four quirky cartoon caricatures. And honestly, it's a pretty good poker game in general. I could be wrong, but I even think each character has their own play style. They do bet on garbage quite often, but that just makes it harder to tell when they do have something. Also, the table talk (which you can shut off once you've heard it all) is actually pretty funny at times. For the price, you can't go wrong really - especially given the other single player poker games out there that simply exist to trap you in microtransaction hell. I think the bad reviews are just sour grapes because Telltale made better poker games later and those are no longer available, but for some reason this one is. A review should be based on the game at hand, not the games that you wish were available! That's not really fair to this game. Bottom line, you'll get your money's worth.

April 2024

People act like this game is bad because it isn't one of the Poker Night games. You people are cowards, it's poker, it plays like poker, the characters are fine. It's Telltale's first game and it is a dollar, if you have the gull to negatively rate this game, you should be executed by a firing squad.

March 2024

Review. -The Possitives- ++Very dirt cheap pricetag, for an poker simulator. +Fun characters and reactions / interactions. ++Exllent too practice the cards and the bluffs. +++0% EA +++0% Microtransactions +++0% Lootcrates -The Negatives- -slow round skipping. (nothing major.) "Thats it! There is nothing else negative about this game other than that." Rate: 8/10 And a 'Seal of approval!'

Feb. 2024

Pros: - Easy on your PC - Theodore Dudebrough’s head is shaped like an eggplant - Can be funny when it feels like it (which isn’t often) Cons: - You have to hit a separate button to see how much money everyone has - Not much replay value - Game is locked in 4:3 resolution - Boris Krinkle insulted me and it hurt my feelings :( Overall: Yeah it’s ok

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-51% 0.99€ 0.49€

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Telltale

Publisher

Telltale

Release 17 Jun 2008

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