Squirrel Stapler

Hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse, and meet god.

Squirrel Stapler is a horror, hunting and dark humor game developed and published by David Szymanski.
Released on September 11th 2023 is available in English only on Windows.

It has received 1,525 reviews of which 1,471 were positive and 54 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.1 out of 10. 😍

The game is currently priced at 7.79€ on Steam.

The Steam community has classified Squirrel Stapler into these genres:

Horror Hunting Dark Humor Nature Exploration Atmospheric Action Walking Simulator Dark Comedy FPS 3D Colorful First-Person Shooter Pixel Graphics Stylized 1990's Funny Comedy Psychological Horror

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Requirements

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Windows

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
DirectX: Version 10
Sound Card: N/A

Reviews

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July 2024

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May 2024

I love most of the games from the developer. It has simple and addictive game cycle. I was jump scared couple of times but it was fun. The story is short but haunting. Easy 100%. Nice experience for a single evening.

April 2024

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April 2024

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Feb. 2024

Squirrel Stapler, as the store page puts it, is a game where you hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse, and meet god. This game is not simple. Appearances in this game are often deceptive. Likewise, I assume that anyone reading this review will have the intellectual engagement to read its contents, rather than expect it to run like an answer key to a multiple-choice quiz. Since Squirrel Stapler is such an open-ended game, no single understanding of the events of the game can be regarded as "correct" above other understandings. The purpose of the discussion in this review is not to establish a final authority on the events of Squirrel Stapler, but to provide one unified grasp of the game that answers the majority of the questions presented within the game. As I have played and studied the game, I have concluded that the plot of Squirrel Stapler exists on four different levels of narrative reality. These four levels of narrative reality are: the Cosmic level; the Political level; the Individual level; and the Squirrel level. All of these narrative levels progress at the same time, and they interweave through each other. In the interest of keeping my explanation unconvoluted, I will describe the flow of each of the four narrative levels, insofar as they operate independent of each other. The Cosmic Level of the narrative is the easiest to describe. However, I should clarify up front that there are three different entities known as "Stapler" in this game. They look alike and speak alike; they are related to each other; however, they are distinct from each other. I will describe each of them, as they relate to their respective levels of narrative. The "Stapler" on the Cosmic Level of narrative is the character who I refer to as "Germanic Stapler," or G. S. I name him "Germanic Stapler" because his manner of living suggests that he belongs to a spiritual tradition related to Western religious heritage, which is dominated by religious traditions that find their roots in Germanic history. G. S. is described as "the squirrel stapler." His rival is the Squirrel, who is described as storing and preserving "the Nuts of God." G. S. represents Western culture and civilization: Europe and the Americas. The Squirrel represents Eastern culture and civilization: the Asian continental nations and Japan. During the first day of the game, we see that G. S. uses energy drinks (in the Squirrel Stapler group) as transportation. He and the Squirrel have a long history of friendship, though they seem to regard each other with professional (rather than personal) affection. They reflect upon their competitive relationship as experienced via chess games; most of the time, G. S. wins. David Szymanski (the visionary developer of the game) has been quoted as remarking that G. S. and the Squirrel represent "the futility of war." This seems most keenly expressed in the game's final epilogue, which occurs 5 days after the game begins in the forest. I do not disagree with David Szymanski's comment; I would add, also, that it seems to represent the inevitability of war and the eternal irresolution of differences between East and West, so long as one attempts to aggress upon the other. At the end of the first day, G. S. fires a tank-piercing bullet at the Squirrel, who dies and is attached to G. S.'s wife after having been killed by its impact. This moment signifies the beginning of the "chess game" that occurs in the forest, through the course of the game's events. The only time G. S. appears is when he is in the company of the Squirrel. Squirrel Stapler is a post-modern story, and (as such) leaves many holes for the gamer to fill with his or her personal explanations. If I wrote this review with the intention of wresting those holes from the reader and filling them with my own explanations, then I would have betrayed the vision of the creative team.

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David Szymanski

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Release 11 Sep 2023

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