Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a satire, shooter and story rich game developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..
Released on December 05th 2024 is available only on Windows in 2 languages: English and Polish.

It has received 780 reviews of which 750 were positive and 30 were negative resulting in a rating of 9.0 out of 10. 😎

The game is currently priced at 11.99€ on Steam and has a 40% discount.

The Steam community has classified Priest Simulator: Vampire Show into these genres:

Satire Shooter Story Rich Action Physics PvE Vampire Exploration Demons Hack and Slash 3D FPS First-Person Realistic Horror Violent Action-Adventure Gore Survival

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Requirements

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Windows

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 10 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX compatible

Reviews

Explore reviews from Steam users sharing their experiences and what they love about the game.

Oct. 2024

I love this game. In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti ameeen. For San de Ville and for Holy Kremuva! Can only recommend with Polish language obviously, you have to appreciate and savour this beatiful language. Loved the Vulgators too. Will try to finish the collectibles with time. A truly, truly wonderful mockumentary.

Oct. 2024

This game is actually not that much fun, but it's so weird that it was worth a full playthrough from me. The gameplay is okay, but is extremely linear. After awhile, you realize every quest is essentially "go here, go there, answer the phone, etc.". The combat is simplistic, yet satisfying. The weapons don't really feel that much different from each other in the long run. The writing, voice acting, and humor are all extremely weird. I feel like a lost is lost in translation, but also even a native Polish person would scratch their head sometimes.

Oct. 2024

Orlok is a relatable protagonist, and this game contains the greatest voice acting ever to be heard with your ears. Side note: Many of the NPCs sound like Squidward.

April 2024

It definitely has a different tone than Heavy Duty did, but I still really enjoy the game. Oddly, the full release runs a lot worse than the Demo, one reason being the balloons used in the game. No idea why, I assume they're an 8K Megatexture or something because they immediately bog my computer down to about 10 fps whenever they exist (specifically Mortimer's shop in the graveyard). I kind of preferred the storyline in Heavy Duty to this and I'm assuming this was rewritten at some point during development. It originally made sense why there was this odd Mockumentary style filming going on all the time. This however never explains any of that, leaving it as sort of just one of the many unexplained oddities of the world. Unless I guess Orlok just brought a faithful documentary film crew with him from Hell to film his antics. I dunno? If you are an achievement hunter, know that getting all the graffiti is gonna be tedious. They've hidden the stuff in some ridiculous spots, and if you use the default gamma level, you won't ever see them. They are hidden in literal black rooms, so I would suggest going back to each house with the gamma cranked and heading to any of those rooms after you've completed everything. This is a simulator game done right though. Has all the elements but sort of puts them in this hostile Postal-esque world of violence and mayhem. The game doesn't suffer from many huge bugs, but there are definitely grammatical and spelling errors here and there. Something to expect when translating from Polish to English though. I'd get this on sale as I did, but for 25% off it was more than worth it to enjoy this strange world again.

Feb. 2024

50 minutes of playtime and its a blast! A trip game so far with awesome Metal! As a kid, I tried to take Theology so I tried to enter the Church, got turned down and found METAL!!! I totally identify with this game!!! Dark comedy with Metal soundtrack, 5 Stars!

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Steam data	08 December 2024 00:36
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Steam price	23 December 2024 12:19
Steam reviews	21 December 2024 15:47

-40% 19.99€ 11.99€

9.0

750

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Developer

Asmodev

Publisher

Ultimate Games S.A.

Release 05 Dec 2024

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