Alright. I mean, the game's alright. Taken as a game in isolation, it's really poor. But kind of like Control, what makes it isn't the gameplay, it's everything BUT the gameplay. I hated playing Control, but I loved Control. And... I didn't care greatly for playing this. But I loved it. It's the story. And brother (sister, other-sort-of-sibling as appropriate), that's where this game delivers. There's a lot of cutscenes! We're talking 0.6 Hideo Kojimas worth, here. I'm not going to say it's the greatest story either, for a variety of reasons I'll get into below. But nobody can say this thing isn't ambitious , and I love the hell out of ambition. This has enough ambition to run for Intergalactic President. The biggest handicap this game faces is language. The story was clearly not originally written in English, translation is an artform, and some artists are simply better than others. I think a lot of nuance was lost along the way to English. Half the voice actors are clearly not native English speakers, the other half that are adept are trying their best at a script that writes cheques it can't completely cash. Ambitious, though! I think with a better translation and voice coaching, they could have nailed it better. Budgetary concerns though, you know? This isn't a AAA game. The developers will remind you, often, that this isn't a AAA game, in case you forgot when you boot up the game. You'll see it in the animations, which are... uneven at best. I'd like to think they were animated by hand, and some of the animators simply better than others. This is the nicest way I can put it. The star of the show is the girl in the cropped leather jacket, and though she has the most camera time, she looks like the most corners were cut. Her animations sometimes come off stilted, and her face gets... just a bit off. You can argue that's on purpose (especially once you understand her role), but I'm not quite buying it. So yes, this is basically a movie in game form. The game itself? There's the occasional combat sequence, but you can just Cookie Clicker your way through with a melee weapon (boss fights excepted, but they're not much harder). The majory is a Sierra-like puzzle game, where you rummage items out of hotspots in the environment, and use them on other hotspots in the environment. Many of them have multiple solutions, they all make some degree of sense, they're not Sierra-grade stupidities, thank goodness. Every rare now and again, you need to throw rocks at stuff. (Sanity saver: Throw rocks at glass windows and a gong. Just FYI. You're welcome.) Two complaints people have: The plot makes no sense! It will, as you get through Chapter 4. But the big reveal that makes it come together (a tiny bit like Fight Club) is basically at the very, very end. Something something Epic Game store! The game used to have Epic integration. It appears no longer to. I didn't have to sign in or anything. And I'm no Epic fan, I rebought the one game I had there, so I'd not have to go back. It's kind like some sort of limited-run arthaus movie. 30 people in the theatre, nursing the same artisanal single-origin drink all night, smugly congratulating themselves on how awesome and cultured they were and how the world just doesn't get it. I am awesome, I am hip, and I have more culture than the yoghurt aisle in your grocery store. People have said I am "dripping" and "rizz". But I also can irony-appreciate the weirdest things and I sip the juice out of tuna cans, so if you think my opinions are suspect, you'll not hurt my feelings one bit. So let me wrap this up, then: This game is gonna be really polarizing. If you think you can spring for a weird plot and can put up with some generally bizarre gameplay decisions, you could do a lot worse than this. If you get stuck somewhere, I'll nudge you through it. (The guides are useless past the halfway point.) But I am warning you, too. This isn't for everyone. This is like whether or not you should put beans in chili, like whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza. Don't say you weren't warned. I'm done playing it, though I may go back and speedrun it to show my wife the plot at some point. I'm onto something else now, just haven't decided what yet. Pop on by (https://www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner), tell me what you think about something. Anything. Or just say hi. The best part of all this, for me, is actually talking with people who like reading, so clearly if you're down here, you're my kind of people. Hopefully I'll see you there.
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