Mount Your Friends on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information
Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo.
Mount Your Friends is a funny, comedy and multiplayer game
developed and published by Stegersaurus Software Inc..
Released on July 29th 2014 is available in English only on Windows.
It has received 7,700 reviews of which 7,335 were positive and 365 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.2 out of 10. 😍
The game is currently priced at 4.99€ on Steam.
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Windows
- OS *: Windows XP or Later
- Processor: 2.4 GHz or better
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card capable of Pixel and Vertex Shader 3.0 (game uses XNA 4.0 in Hi-Def mode)
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Currently requires Windows Media Player to be installed on your system. Game supports Microsoft XBox 360 Controllers or Keyboard/Mouse control
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good times with friends with some clever game modes! if you are playing alone however get another game as this one is made for friends
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Mount Your Friends is not merely a game; it is an experience, a ludicrously comical odyssey into the realm of the absurd that transcends the conventional boundaries of digital entertainment and ventures boldly into the territory of the utterly ridiculous. This physics-based party game, with its unabashed celebration of the male physique in all its glistening glory, presents a challenge as ludicrous as it is entertaining: ascend a teetering tower of increasingly precarious, and undeniably well-endowed, gentlemen clad only in the most revealing of speedos. The objective, while deceptively simple in its articulation – a mere trifle, one might think – is fiendishly difficult to achieve: attain the apex of this fleshy monument, this wobbling ziggurat of testosterone, before the inexorable march of time declares your attempt a failure and sends your pixelated avatar tumbling down to ignominy. But what is it, precisely, that makes this game so utterly captivating, so capable of eliciting peals of laughter from even the most stoic of individuals? Let us delve deeper, dear reader, and explore the myriad facets of this digital gem. Imagine, if you will, a convivial gathering of friends, their faces illuminated by the flickering glow of a shared screen, their laughter echoing through the room as they bear witness to this bizarre spectacle. Each player, in turn, takes control of a digital avatar, a scantily clad Adonis whose every muscle ripples with improbable definition, a testament to the boundless creativity of the game's developers and their apparent fascination with the human form. With controller triggers serving as their digital tendons, they fling their virtual selves upwards in a desperate bid to grasp the glistening physiques of their predecessors, their fingers reaching out like grappling hooks in a pixelated rendition of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." This seemingly rudimentary action, however, requires a surprising degree of precision, impeccable timing, and a generous helping of good fortune. The deliberately capricious physics engine, a mischievous imp lurking within the game's code, delights in throwing a wrench into the works, sending even the most skilled climber plummeting down the tower with the slightest miscalculation, their dreams of glory dashed against the rocks of digital misfortune. It is a constant battle against gravity, against momentum, and against the unpredictable whims of the game itself, a struggle that is as frustrating as it is hilarious. But let us not be coy, dear reader, for we have arrived at the crux of the matter, the element that elevates Mount Your Friends from mere amusement to an unforgettable experience: the unabashed exhibition of hyper-masculine anatomy. The climbers' exaggerated endowments, those proud symbols of virility, are prominently displayed, oscillating and rebounding with every precarious movement like pendulums in a bizarre, flesh-toned clock. It is juvenile, it is absurd, it is the kind of humor that would make a Roman emperor blush, and it is undeniably hilarious. The sheer audacity of it all, the blatant disregard for conventional notions of decency and good taste, is what makes Mount Your Friends so utterly captivating. It is a game that revels in its own absurdity, that embraces the lowbrow with open arms and invites you to join in the revelry. And revel you will, for the unpredictable nature of the physics engine results in a plethora of slapstick moments and paroxysms of uncontrollable laughter. One moment you may be clinging precariously to the apex of the tower, your digital fingers wrapped tightly around the ankle of some pixelated demigod, the next you are sent spiraling downwards, your limbs flailing like a drunken octopus, accompanied by the raucous laughter of your companions. But Mount Your Friends is more than just a source of cheap laughs. Beneath its veneer of absurdity lies a surprisingly challenging game that requires both skill and strategy. As the tower grows taller and more precarious, players must carefully consider their every move, lest they send the whole edifice crashing down around them. The game's competitive element adds another layer of excitement, as players vie for the coveted title of "King of the Mountain." This is a game designed to be shared, to be enjoyed in the company of friends who appreciate the finer points of lowbrow humor and are not easily offended by the flamboyant exhibition of the male form. It is a digital bacchanalia, a celebration of the ludicrous, and a testament to the power of video games to make us laugh until our sides ache. But be warned, dear reader, for Mount Your Friends is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who prefer their entertainment to be sanitized and devoid of any hint of the risqué. But if you and your companions possess a mature sense of humor, if you harbor no qualms about the glorification of the male physique, and if you are prepared to embrace the absurdity of it all, then Mount Your Friends is guaranteed to deliver an indelible gaming experience. Simply temper your expectations; this is not a game renowned for its narrative depth or intricate gameplay systems. Its raison d'être is pure, unadulterated, and undeniably ribald, fun. In conclusion, Mount Your Friends is a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that is sure to leave you in stitches. It is a game that celebrates the absurd, the ridiculous, and the unabashedly masculine. If you are looking for a party game that is guaranteed to generate laughs, then look no further. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and let the good times roll.
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Honestly great fun with friends for maybe an hour at a time. Multiple games can drag on, and losing once means starting over so it can quickly get repetitive if any of you are at least somewhat competent, ergo only an hour at a time. Incredible fun with anyone that isn't great with controllers or hand/eye coordination, it's hilarious to watch them struggle. Might become frustrating after a while for them, thus the limit of an hour at a time. A lot to do solo, but boring alone, especialy if you're going for a 100%.
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One of my favorite games to play with friends on the couch, it never gets old or unfunny.
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This game rules, most essential party game since 2014. Bought the 4 pack not that long ago, got to introduce some friends to it. Great times. One issue though, in multiplayer lobbies online, the inputs displayed on the limbs of your opponents during their turns are shown as KB&M regardless of their input device. Would be a lot better visually if it could show controller buttons on them, too. (It also looks a little shakey during their turns, while watching them climb. But that's less important, just another visual thing.) Will absolutely be mounting my friends for many years to come. 100/10
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Developer
Stegersaurus Software Inc.
Publisher
Stegersaurus Software Inc.
Release
29 Jul 2014
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