This game is a mess. I have a love-hate relationship with it. But in the end, I think I like it enough, though I barely recommend it. To start with it crashes if I try to put it on a higher resolution, so I had to play it on a tiny screen. There are no saves during the missions, you have to beat them in one sitting and if you fail you restart the whole mission from scratch. Some missions require 20 or 30 minutes of very precise gameplay, failing those near the end is beyond painful. There's also a massive load of game breaking glitches everywhere, it is super easy to soft-lock the game, usually by getting stuck somewhere. The missions vary in quality from abominations to mankind to awesome experiences. I believe I have to talk about every mission individually for one to get a better grasp how much the game jumps in its quality. With ratings from 1 to 5 (3 being good, not mediocre). There may be spoilers below: 1. Tutorial - 2/5. Yes, it sets up a nice atmosphere, but this is one very tedious tutorial. It is also mandatory and you are forced to play through it... 2. Kowloon Triads in Gang War - 5/5. If you somehow got through that irritating tutorial the game stars off with its best mission right away. What an epic beginning. In concept, it is a very simple assassination, but you have multiple ways to perform it and it comes with an awesome twist after you hit the alarm. Pure example of less is more. 3. Ambush at the Wang Fou Restaurant - 4/5. Even when not playing it in the intended manner it is a lot of fun. Another simple, but awesome mission. Not as iconic as the first one though. 4. The Massacre at the Cheng Chau Fish Restaurant - 3/5. A bit complicated to perform after the simple previous missions, but doable. I was unfortunate to soft-lock the game, for some reason, after I killed the guy I was able to drag his body, but I went away a bit, and when I came back, it did not let me drag his body anymore... Anyway, once you figure out how to do it, it is a fun mission. 5. The Lee Hong Assassination - 1/5. I despised this mission. It was the longest for me and mainly due to numerous retries. It took me 4 hours to beat this one. The main problem is that it requires way too much precision and luck from the player and the mission is also very long in itself. The game forces you to kill a guard, but it stand in a way that behind him there is uneven ground and because of this I cannot properly strangle him, therefore i fail half my attempts which usually means an end to that run. Same with safes. One safe is easy to get, but if you have bad luck it will spawn in one which is impossible to get without raising the alarm. The one near brothel had just one guard. I take him out. There are two people in the next room and some guards outside. If I do nothing, no one comes in. But once I begin to open the safe, as if scripted someone comes in and the alarm goes off. 6. Find the U'Wa Tribe - 2/5. It is a pretty painful mission. You are more or less forced into combat. But it has some fun. The territory is way too big though. 7. The Jungle God - 3/5. Most if not all the people mock this mission, but I found it to be pretty interesting. Sure, it's crazy to even imagine that in a Hitman game there would be a mission where you have to get past a Jaguar. But here it is and it was fun. 8. Say Hello to my Little Friend - 1/5. Worst mission in the game. The map size is massive and for some reason you start behind the camp. A normal person would instantly assume that there must be a gap in the wire fence nearby, but nope! You must go all the way around because the entrance is on the opposite side... Once you get inside there is a boss battle! And he has insane health, I used up all my ammo on him and he was still alive and after every shot he claims that I do no damage to him. According to walkthroughs I can kill him with guns, but it must require unspeakable amounts of ammo. Anyway, at least game let's me to strangle him. But the mission is not over yet. I still had to bomb the lab and that section is broken. Whenever I'd try to get in, the soldiers would instantly become hostile and kill my run... It was so unstable and unbearable. This mission was impossible and I had to use cheats. I enabled God mode to get this through. Disabled after the mission. 9. Traditions of the Trade - 4/5. A very solid mission. Some iconic scenes like the sauna kill. My favourite part is when you have to escape with the bomb and have to find a way without metal detectors. 10. Gunrunner's Paradise - 5/5. Fantastic mission. Even though I had trouble figuring it out on my own, the visual spectacle of it is awesome. The ending goes hard, when after clearing the hangar you suddenly have to rush and clean everything up and hide all the bodies before the client shows up. It was intense and rewarding. 11. Plutonium Runs Loose - 2/5. Not as bad as its reputation made me to believe, but it is bad. Main issue is of course that you have a limited range how much you can see, but enemies can see you from a greater distance. It is also painful, that often when you trigger an alarm the villain runs away and if you don't kill him fast it will end your run, but even if you kill him you still have to rush to disarm the bomb which is tough. The mission shines with its large map and many different pathways you can reach the ship. Still, I found this one too hard as well and had to use God mode. 12. The Setup - 3/5. This could have been amazing, but they messed it up. It is pretty stupid that there are guns laying around everywhere in the asylum, but whatever. The SWAT raid is awesome, but what ruins it is how easily you can just get a disguise and they won't touch you anymore, making the rest of the level a breeze. So all that loot goes to a waste. 13. Meet your Brother - 4/5. The twist that there are multiple clones of you is awesome. And they are super dangerous in direct fight. The problem is that you have to fight too many of them. I thought that the game just keeps respawning them forever therefore I just forced my way through into the chamber. Had to use God mode again... But the ending is so epic! One of the best endings I have ever seen in a video game. In terms of what happens, it is super simple, but the style, the presentation are so cool, it's just plain awesome! Yet again, less is more. And that is the whole game. Hit and miss, but more than half of the missions were good. When it is bad, it is really bad, but in the end it is worth it. 7/10
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