Fat Prisoner Simulator
Fat Prisoner Simulator - a soccer simulator where you play the role of a prisoner. The jail managers have noticed that some prisoners, who really like to eat a lot, can hardly go through the doors, including those of their cells. So they decided to arrange a soccer game between them.
Fat Prisoner Simulator is a sports, indie and simulation game
developed and published by Kiddy.
Released on March 12th 2019 is available in English only on Windows.
It has received 453 reviews of which 389 were positive and 64 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.0 out of 10. 😎
The game is currently priced at 0.99€ on Steam.
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Windows
- OS *: Windows XP, 7, 8, 10
- Processor: Dual Core 2.4 GHz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 550
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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Name Change ( Fat Prisoner Football Simulator ) Fat people running around kicking a ball 10-10
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Loved seeing the prisoners butts jiggle and gyrate around while hitting the ball. 10/10
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Fat Prisoner Simulator: A Refreshingly Unique and Hilarious Take on Simulation Games Rating: 4/5 Fat Prisoner Simulator is a delightful departure from the usual simulation game fare, offering players a hilarious and surprisingly deep experience in the shoes of a hefty inmate navigating life behind bars. Developed by indie studio Gluttony Games, this title takes a humorous approach to the often grim setting of a prison, injecting it with charm and absurdity. The premise is simple yet engaging: you play as a rotund prisoner who must navigate the challenges of prison life while managing his weight and avoiding various pitfalls. From dodging unhealthy prison food to engaging in exercise routines in the yard, every aspect of the game revolves around the struggle to stay healthy and sane in a less-than-ideal environment. What immediately stands out in Fat Prisoner Simulator is its sense of humor. The game doesn't take itself too seriously, embracing its absurd premise with gleeful enthusiasm. From quirky characters to over-the-top scenarios, every moment is filled with laughter and lightheartedness. Whether you're engaging in weightlifting competitions with fellow inmates or sneaking contraband snacks into your cell, there's never a dull moment in this wacky world. Despite its comedic tone, Fat Prisoner Simulator offers surprising depth and complexity. Players must carefully manage their character's diet and exercise regimen to maintain or lose weight, all while navigating the social hierarchy of the prison and completing various tasks and missions. The game also features a robust crafting system, allowing players to create makeshift workout equipment and other useful items from scrap materials found around the prison. Visually, Fat Prisoner Simulator is charmingly cartoonish, with colorful characters and environments that pop off the screen. The art style complements the game's humor perfectly, enhancing the overall experience. The soundtrack is upbeat and catchy, adding to the game's cheerful atmosphere. One of the game's strongest points is its replay value. With multiple endings and branching storylines, there's always something new to discover in Fat Prisoner Simulator. Whether you're aiming to become the fittest inmate in the prison or plotting an elaborate escape, the game offers endless possibilities for experimentation and exploration. That being said, Fat Prisoner Simulator is not without its flaws. The controls can feel clunky at times, especially during fast-paced action sequences. Some players may also find the game's humor to be hit-or-miss, depending on their personal tastes. Overall, Fat Prisoner Simulator is a breath of fresh air in the simulation genre, offering a unique and entertaining experience that is sure to leave players smiling. With its humor, depth, and replayability, it's a game that stands out from the crowd and is well worth a play for anyone looking for a good laugh and a fun time.
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i was at the supermarket one day and i was buying nappies and i told everyone in the store that they are for me. this lead to me getting arrested. one time i was very excited so i took of my trousers and became darren flash willy and put on the nappies. i now am in prison and i got food shoved down my throat to be one of the fat *****ners. on april 14 2023 a soccer game was announced to be played exactly a year from now in our underpants. we we lazy slobs and cant be bothered to do anything. the soccer game was tomorrow and were excited. the guards are letting us play the game. the whistle blows and we start running i get a good roundhouse kick on steve o and i K.O him and now he is laying on the cold concrete with his head cracked bleeding. then the ball rolls to me so i muster up the most powerful kick of my lifetime and hit big joe in the head. this sends him to the floor. then there is ol' johnson. ol' johnson is a good player and a good fighter. after the kick off he secretly sneaks off and around to attack large bob. when he attacked large bob he choked him out and killed him. so now it is me and josh-O against ol' johnson. the ball rolls to me so i kick an absoloute dot in the goal. after the next kick off josh-O slipped on steve-O's sweat and slipped back. ol' johnson came along and made josh-O bite the curb. so its me and ol johnson in the game. its coming up to half time so i kick the ball into the goal but ol' johnson saves it. ol' johnson uses his majestic movements to dribble the ball up the pitch, his belly jumping in the wind and his head full of sweat. he fakes a shot right which gets me jumping so i am on the ground and ol' johnson kicks a bullet shot into the goal. the whistle blows for half time and the unconsious lads wake up and they manage to resusitate large bob. there are soda for our refreshments and meat pies for our hunger. we get back into the game stronger than ever. the floor is slippery and greasy. as we all run up to the ball all 6 of us attempt to kick the ball. this causes a sonic boom which sends us all back throwing us on the walls crushing the concrete and making part if the ceiling cave in. it hit our refreshment booth making us a bunch of angry blokes. all the booze and pep*i spilling of the pitch makes us all lick the floor. from the sonic boom, our meat pies explode and slpatter all over steve-O's face which goes in every hole in his body and kills him. josh-O has a heart attack from the exessive licking on the floor and perishes on the spot. that leaves me, ol' johnson, large bob and big joe. i get the ball and start dribbling down the pitch with ol' johnson defending. i peg the ball at his face with my foot which stuns him for a few seconds. i am taking it up with no defenders and tap it in. i hit the sui but all the slipperyness causes me to slip and bash my skull in. i am a strong bloke and with a cracked skull i still played even though i saw triple. it is now 2-1 our way. the ball comes to me so i try to kick one of the balls i see but its the wrong one so i slip and cause a category 5 earthquake. this knocks everyone to the ground which results in a catergory 20 earthquake. this disturbs the earths core and shoots our prison into singapore. we dont care so we just kept playing and ol' johnson hit a 105ft goal from the otherside of the pitch. 2-2 this leaves us in shambles but we know we have to become shaq and kobe. i ankle break ol' johnson which gives the perfect pass to large bob which he carries out a 200km/hr goal through big joes legs. 3-2. ol johnson starts charging at me and kicks me in the balls. this ends my bloodline. my balls become useless so i do whats neccesery and surgically remove them with my trusty shank. i take my sweaty balls and slap big joe with them with leaves a permanent mark on his face. this stuns him and leaves him in shambles. large bob then uses his large snake and stabs ol' johnson in the heart. ol' johnson kicks the ball with all his might and scores. 3-3 we call a timeout. i still see triple and large bob is on the verge of a stroke. it is tied up with 30 seconds to go. ol' johnson uses his powerful kick which sends the ball going 3000km/hr into the goal. 3-4 we are now losing. me and large bob both formulate the plan. the plan is to gain posession of the ball and have large bob to jump and land on his rear end to propell the ball into the air and i bicycle kick in into the goal from 50 ft. we have possesion and large bob slams his body into the ground which gives me the opportunity to kick it in. 4-4 when ol' johnson is running down the pitch with the ball i predict where he moves and i steal it. ol' johnson and big joe are struggling to keep up which gives me the open fast break. i am runnning down but i slip on some meat pie filling which makes the game flash before my eyes with 3 seconds and i dont want it to go into overtime because i have barely any energy left. before i know it i see the one and only josh-O rise from the dead and the ball in for us with 1 second remaining. thats game. 5-4 we celebrate so much we all have heart attacks and strokes. ol johnson and big joe are so angry they have high blood pressure and cant take it anymore and perish. we are all dead but end up in a place with meat pies, booze and pe*si. we have come to agreement and are now all best mates. but theres a soccer ball. our team assemble with me, josh-o and large bob against ol' johnson, big joe and steve-O. the whistle blows and the game is on.
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