Chop Goblins on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information

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The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And the chop will not stop.

Chop Goblins is a boomer shooter, fps and old school game developed and published by David Szymanski.
Released on December 12th 2022 is available in English only on Windows.

It has received 2,767 reviews of which 2,703 were positive and 64 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.3 out of 10. 😍

The game is currently priced at 3.99€ on Steam.


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Windows
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
  • Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
  • Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: Built in

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March 2025
Super fun little game took about 45 minutes to complete on normal, then I 100% the game well worth the price. DEV please make a Chop Goblins 2
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Jan. 2025
Only about an hour long, but a fun Boomer Shooter with a bit of replayability and different difficulty levels. Visit 5 different levels, shoot a few different kinds of goblins and goblin-adjacent enemies with a few different weapons, and find secrets. It works, has a good soundtrack and is the perfect game for anyone who hates or at least moderately dislikes goblins. For a short spurt of shooting, you can't go wrong with Chop Goblins, but I would recommend you get it on sale.
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Nov. 2024
A fun little FPS with a variety of levels and the standard assortment of guns.
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June 2024
Very fun and quick romp. If you want something you can play through in 30 minutes, and 100% complete in 3 hours then this is what you're looking for.
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April 2024
I love the Chop Goblins. This game is goofy, lighthearted, and lovely. You can tell this game was crafted with love. This is my first time playing a microshooter, I finished in 1.6 hours but don't let the short campaign time prevent you from playing this gem. With this game, less is more, and I crave more. Worth the $5. Would chop goblins again.
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Chop Goblins
9.3
2,703
64
Online players
3
Developer
David Szymanski
Publisher
David Szymanski
Release 12 Dec 2022
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