Chop Goblins

The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And the chop will not stop.

Chop Goblins is a boomer shooter, fps and old school game developed and published by David Szymanski.
Released on December 12th 2022 is available in English only on Windows.

It has received 2,654 reviews of which 2,593 were positive and 61 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.3 out of 10. 😍

The game is currently priced at 3.99€ on Steam.

The Steam community has classified Chop Goblins into these genres:

Boomer Shooter FPS Old School Funny Fast-Paced Short Pixel Graphics Colorful Shooter Gore Comedy First-Person Action Time Travel 1990's Stylized Destruction Combat Dark Humor Retro

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Requirements

These are the minimum specifications needed to play the game. For the best experience, we recommend that you verify them.

Windows

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
DirectX: Version 10
Sound Card: Built in

Reviews

Explore reviews from Steam users sharing their experiences and what they love about the game.

Nov. 2024

A fun little FPS with a variety of levels and the standard assortment of guns.

June 2024

Very fun and quick romp. If you want something you can play through in 30 minutes, and 100% complete in 3 hours then this is what you're looking for.

March 2024

love this short game the hardest difficulty felt normal and more fun weapons are unique lore is pretty hard until the end you can chop goblins :) overall (10/10) love this genre

March 2024

you shoot goblins until they die, revolutionary game idea, david szymanski is a genius ...i've got nothing more to add other than the meme sentence i start off my reviews with it's a very simple 30 minute adventure and it's pretty fun a perfect 30 minute time waster, it aint tryna be groundbreaking and it succeeds at being just a quick, breezy, fun time dont got much to say, you shoot goblins AND it's made by david szymanski it's automatically worth it

Jan. 2024

I want shorter games with boomer graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm NOT KIDDING

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3.99€

9.3

2,593

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Developer

David Szymanski

Publisher

David Szymanski

Release 12 Dec 2022

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