Calm Down, Stalin

Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

Calm Down, Stalin is a memes, casual and indie game developed and published by Cartboard Games.
Released on September 08th 2016 is available only on Windows in 2 languages: English and Russian.

It has received 1,092 reviews of which 987 were positive and 105 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.6 out of 10. 😎

The game is currently priced at 3.99€ on Steam.

The Steam community has classified Calm Down, Stalin into these genres:

Memes Casual Indie Funny Politics Comedy Simulation Illuminati Psychological Horror Story Rich Cold War World War II Singleplayer

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Requirements

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Windows

OS *: Windows Vista
Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: 1GB dedicated
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 500 MB available space

Reviews

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Sept. 2024

United forever in friendship and labour Our mighty republics will ever endure The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages The dream of a people their fortress secure -sun tzu the art of starving to death

Aug. 2024

Trying to calm down while smoking and trying to make sure your phone doesnt touch the nuke button is very calming 10/10 office work experience for communists

July 2024

This game is all I ever wanted, GTA6 willl be nothing compared to this. This is how I would also act as a President, Glory to the Red-Tsar our Father Stalin.

March 2024

I bought this cause I wanted the screen back drop, but this is actually fun AF

Feb. 2024

War Crime Simulator Communi- Wait hold on the phone is ringing... Yes hello? Oh hey Adolf please don't invade. I my finger right over the invasion button so I can do it first. Yeah that's what I fucking thought... Cya tomorrow for drinks I got a cool new lamp. Anyways where were we... Oh right. Communism Edition.

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3.99€

8.6

987

105

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Developer

Cartboard Games

Publisher

Cartboard Games

Release 08 Sep 2016

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