> Be me ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ > Browsing Steam for a new game to conquer my free time ๐ฎ > Stumble upon Altitude ๐ฉ๏ธ > "Hmm, looks interesting, let's give it a try" ๐ก > Install.exe ๐พ > Launches game ๐ > Expecting some basic flying action ๐ซ > BOOM! mind blown ๐ฅ > Game starts with a plane doing backflips and loops like it's auditioning for a circus ๐ช > "Is this a flight simulator or an air acrobatics show?" ๐ค > Who cares, this is lit ๐ฅ > Start playing ๐ฎ > Instantly become the Chuck Norris of the skies ๐ค > Dodge missiles like I'm Neo dodging bullets ๐ > Feel the G-force through my keyboard โจ๏ธ > Accidentally do a triple barrel roll while trying to land ๐ > "Sorry, passengers, turbulence is a bit intense today" ๐
> Get wrecked a few times, but it's all good ๐ > Respawn with a smile on my face ๐ > Join a multiplayer match ๐ฎ > Winged warriors navigating like seasoned mages on high-velocity broomsticks ๐ > Suddenly, I'm in the lead ๐ > "Call me the Maverick of Altitude, baby!" ๐ > Game is so addictive, forget to eat and sleep ๐๐ค > Start seeing planes doing stunts in my dreams ๐ญ > Wake up with an idea for a new trick: the inverted pancake roll ๐ฅ > Altitude and attitude, they say. Well, I've got both soaring higher than my kill count! ๐ > 10/10 would recommend Altitude for the ultimate adrenaline rush ๐ > Now, excuse me while I practice my aerobatics in the kitchen with a spatula and a frying pan ๐ณโ๏ธ > Strap in, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life. Altitude awaits โ and trust me, you don't want to keep it waiting. ๐ Ariana Grande Ft Nicki Minaj - Side To Side I've been up all night (Altitude Anthem) And boy, got me flying side to side (Let them planes know) I'm talking to ya See you gliding over there with your jet Feeling like I wanna chase you in the clouds And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ('Bout nothin') I'm soaring at ya 'Cause I know you got a rad reputation Doesn't matter, 'cause you give me elation And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' ('Bout nothin') These pilots keep chatting way too much Say I should let you go Can't hear them no, 'cause I've been up all night I've been up all day And boy, got me flying side to side (Side to side) I've been up all night I've been up all day And boy, got me flying side to side (Side to side) Been trying to climb higher Baby what's it gonna hurt if they don't know? Making everybody think that we're solo Just as long as you know you got me (You got me) And boy, I got ya 'Cause tonight I'm making deals with the clouds And I know it's gonna get me in trouble Just as long as you know you got me These pilots keep chatting way too much Say I should give you up Can't hear them no, 'cause I've been up all night I've been up all day And boy, got me flying side to side (Side to side) I've been up all night (Been up all night, baby) I've been up all day (Been up all day, baby) And boy, got me flying side to side (Side to side) This the new style with the fresh type of flow Jet stream, flying, feeling like I'm unstoppable Come through, yo, get you this type of flight If you wanna squad up, I got a co-pilot All these birds, they just follow me Altitude's rising, so they call me the king of the sky Pilots in their feelings 'cause they feeling me Uh, I-I give zero crashes and I got zero chill in me Flying high, copped the blue wings that say "Winning" Looping with the shot, just tell 'em to call me the flying genius These pilots keep chatting way too much Say I should give you up Can't hear them no, 'cause I've been up all night I've been up all day And boy, got me flying side to side (Side to side) I've been up all night (Been up all night, baby) I've been up all day (Been up all day, baby) And boy, got me flying side to side (Side to side) This the new style with the fresh type of flow Jet stream, flying, feeling like I'm unstoppable Come through, yo, get you this type of flight If you wanna squad up, I got a co-pilot In the vast expanse where heavens meet, Altitude reigns, a visual feat ๐. Jets streaking by in trails of light, Beneath the stars, an epic flight โ๏ธ. Wings ablaze with neon hue, Diving, soaring, the sky's debut. Thunderous roars and engine's whine, In Altitude's realm, we intertwine ๐. Through arches of clouds, we gracefully glide, In synchronized dance, side by side. Explosions of color light up the night, As we conquer the skies, in pure delight ๐. Mountains below, their peaks aglow, Rivers winding, like ribbons they flow. Sunset's embrace, a painter's delight, Altitude's spectacle, a wondrous sight ๐. In this aerial ballet, we're players bold, Crafting stories in skies untold. Altitude's canvas, a masterpiece grand, A symphony of flight, across the land ๐จ. Akatsuki Plays Altitude: The Absurd Chaos Edition [Scene: The Akatsuki hideout, decked out with bizarre gaming gear. Everyone is crowding around a massive screen, snacks flying everywhere. Orochimaru lurks in a corner, and Zetsu peeks out from a potted plant.] Konan: Alright, everyone! Time to soar in Altitude! Whoโs ready to crash and burn? Deidara: (grinning maniacally) Prepare for my aerial C4 art! Itโll be explosive! Hidan: (holding a snack) More like crash and snack! Who needs skill when you have chaos? Tobi: (bouncing up and down) Tobi is here! Tobi is ready to fly! And look, itโs Voldemort! Kisame: (pointing at Orochimaru) Or maybe itโs Michael Jackson! Look at those moves! Orochimaru: Iโm not Michael Jackson! And definitely not Voldemort! Zetsu: (emerging from the plant) But you do have a thriller vibe going on... Kisame: Just wait for him to moonwalk through the air! Tobi: Tobi thinks Voldemortโs just mad he can't find a wand to fly with! Hidan: He needs to stick to broomsticks, not death sticks! Zetsu: And what's with that nose? Looks like he lost a battle with a vacuum! Orochimaru: (glaring at them) Seriously! I am not Voldemort! Maybe I should start calling you the Puny Ones! Itachi: (rolling his eyes) Can we focus on the game instead of the King of Pop and the Dark Lord? Hidan: (crashing into Itachi) Oops! Did I do that? Just a little friendly fire! Deidara: Not friendly! You just dented my plane! Sasori: Iโve seen puppets fly better than you, Hidan. Tobi: Tobi is flying with style! Just like Voldemort! Or Michael! Orochimaru: Fine, Iโll take that as a compliment... I think. [The match begins, and chaos erupts instantly.] Kakuzu: If you keep crashing, Iโm deducting from your paychecks! Hidan: Good luck collecting from me, math wizard! Zetsu: (chiming in) At least I can blend in with the leaves while I watch this disaster unfold! Tobi: (spinning in circles) Tobi loves spinning! Look at me, Iโm a tornado! Orochimaru: This chaos is delightful! Pain: Can we please try to be strategic for once? [Everyone continues to crash into each other and walls, yelling wildly.] Konan: Why is everyone flying into walls? Is that part of the plan? Hidan: Itโs the wall of death! Totally intentional! Sasori: Watch my death ray trap! Whoever gets caught is my new puppet! Kisame: This is the best day ever! Sharks and explosions! Tobi: Tobi just hit a wall! Tobiโs having a blast! Orochimaru: This is like my lab, but with more explosions and less sanity! Zetsu: Iโm rooting for the plants to win! They need to dominate this chaos! [The round ends in an explosive finale, everyone cheering and laughing hysterically.] Deidara: (gasping for breath) Letโs leave a review! โ10/10 would crash againโespecially with Michael!โ Tobi: (bouncing excitedly) โTobi had fun! 10/10 for chaos!โ
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